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[motherwarnedme]

Selina Kyle's Inbox
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"Hello, you've reached the voicemail of Selina. Leave a message after the beep. And make it interesting ♥"

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[motherwarnedme]

Two others too. That kid, Peter Parker and one other guy. Blonde with super powers.

[powerofthegods]

... Captain America? [Of course. Steve was getting in Schmidt's way even when he didn't know it. Damnit.

He is silent for what seems like a while before he speaks again.] If I were to give you another chance, would you be able to produce results this time? [He wants that stuff back and it's not like he has anything else to try and get it.]

[motherwarnedme]

I hope he really doesn't go by that name.

[ That's way worse than Batman. It's like the name of a Saturday morning cartoon. ]

I may be able to. This time, I'll go in alone. A crippled lizard isn't exactly discreet.

[powerofthegods]

He does, yes. It is ridiculous, isn't it? His real name is Steven Rogers. [And Schmidt hates him, but you won't get him to monologue about it.]

Then I will leave you to your own devices, but the police station will be more difficult to infiltrate without distractions.

[motherwarnedme]

Very ridiculous. [ Monologue all you want creepy anon boss. ]

I'll see what I can do. [ She should ask for double her fee now. ]

[powerofthegods]

He himself is no less so. [Nope, not gonna monologue.

And her fee would only be doubled if she did something clever to get the items back.] Good. An infiltration of the police station, perhaps.

[motherwarnedme]

You sound as if you know him quite well.

[powerofthegods]

I do. It seems inevitable that he would be the one to your way, and thus in my way.

[motherwarnedme]

I hope you don't have an equally cheesy name.

[ You know you wanna tell her your name~ ]

[powerofthegods]

I do not. [Just that awful one other people gave him.] But you still do not need to know it. [Nope, he isn't going tell you. Sorry, Selina.]

[motherwarnedme]

We can't have a successful partnership if we don't trust each other now.

[powerofthegods]

Ah, a successful business partnership? Is that what you want, Ms Kyle? You have yet to deliver on your end of your deal. The items I requested are still with the police.

[motherwarnedme]

You're really fixated on getting items that weren't yours in the first place.

[ Or so you say. ]

[powerofthegods]

[Yes, he does say!] I have need of them. It is no concern of yours. I hired you to do a simple job and you failed.

Perhaps you would like to try again? [If she was one of his subordinates back home, she'd be dead. But he couldn't do that here, it would attract too much attention.]

[motherwarnedme]

If you're asking me to try again, I must be the only thief in town.

[ In other words, beggars can't be choosers. ]

[powerofthegods]

I am simply giving you the option, if you still want the money.

[motherwarnedme]

[ You really need to work on your people skills, Mr. Creeper. ]

I'll see if I can get back in unnoticed.

[powerofthegods]

Good. I hope that you succeed this time. [Pfft, whatever. Who needs people skills?

Annd click! He hangs up because he's pretty much done talking to you, Selina. Rude, I know.]