[ voicemail ]

[motherwarnedme]

Selina Kyle's Inbox
{ ❧text ❧call ❧email ❧chat }

"Hello, you've reached the voicemail of Selina. Leave a message after the beep. And make it interesting ♥"

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[voice]

[mypermissiontodie]

[There is no reason for disguise. In fact, Bane is hoping for the reaction he will no doubt receive if she had no idea that he happened to be here. Surprise is always the most enjoyable when the victim never sees it coming.]

How's this for interesting? What a pleasant reunion! I can't remember the last time I saw you!

[There is a pause.]

Still hiding?

[voice] 1/2

[motherwarnedme]

[ This has got to be a joke. Maybe she was dreaming...her hallucinating.

Why couldn't he just leave her alone. ]

[voice] 2/2

[motherwarnedme]

[ Gathering her wits, she knows better than to show that she is afraid. ]

I wasn't hiding. [ Complete lie, but he doesn't need to know that. ]

Last I check our business was done, unless you're just here to make small talk. Then you'd have to make an appointment.

[voice]

[mypermissiontodie]

Ah, but you did try and run right after your special delivery to me!

[She can play this game with him all she wants. Without Gotham to terrorize, he does find himself with all the time in the world so to speak.]

I think you and I are beyond an appointment basis here. We are what you would call business associates. Don't tell me you really thought that would be the end of it!

[voice]

[motherwarnedme]

You don't need anything else from me.

I gave him to you, and that should be the end of it.

[doctorisin]

Quaint, Ms. Kyle.

[Deadpan.]

[motherwarnedme]

Whatever do you mean, Doctor?

[doctorisin]

Oh, let's not.

Now-- what did you take?

[motherwarnedme]

Take?

What ever do you mean?

[Letter xoxo]

[doctorisin]

[As a 'thank you' for what you did to his apartment, Ms. Kyle...

Please find an envelope, red, delivered under your door. Can't resist that, now can you, Ms. Kyle? After all, such a flirtatious little kitten, it could be a love letter...

In fact, there is a letter inside. All the letter says is the following:

Sweet Dreams.

He'd graciously coated the paper in his toxin, and let it dry. Still, holding it in your hands will give a slow burn, Ms. Kyle. Your fingers have pores, after all. So that little bit of the toxin that will get in, through your fingertips and through your nose?

It might have you a little on edge for the rest of the day.

Enjoy payback.]

voice; anon, the day after the minihulk event

[powerofthegods]

[Schmidt was, of course, distracted by making sure his assassin had properly located Dr Erskine, but he still found the time to call Selina. He knew she couldn't call him, as she had no way of reaching him.

And he really hoped she'd succeeded, as the minihulks had proved a good distraction and it didn't look like this was going to be traced back to him.]

Ms Kyle, was your heist successful?

[voice]

[motherwarnedme]

[ Don't you have great timing, creepy anon boss. ]

Successful may not be the word to use at this point...

[voice; perma anon]

[powerofthegods]

[Not the word to use? Oh, great.]

So you failed then? [Can you hear the disappointment in his voice?] After the way you touted your skill, even with Dr Connors helping you?

IC || Voice

[in_loveless_memory]

Selina-san! During mother's day we made some memories, I've finished editing everything and even added some stuff to the pictures and put them in an album. When I can stop by to drop it off?

[motherwarnedme]

[ Why are you the best son ever, Ritsuka? ]

You can drop them off whenever you want. I'll be here.

[ She clears her schedule just for you &heart; ]

[in_loveless_memory]

[She can't see it, but his tail is swishing.]

Great! I'll come by tonight! I can't wait to show you.

[Voice]

[9_5victor_victor_2]

I just wanted to inform you that I have completed the infrared goggles you requested.

[Voice]

[motherwarnedme]

You work pretty fast, kid.

[Voice]

[9_5victor_victor_2]

I made them a priority.

IC|| Voice

[in_loveless_memory]

Selina! Selina!

.... MOM! Are you alright? You're not hurt are you? Nothing happened to you, did it?

[Voice]

[motherwarnedme]

I'm fine, Ritsuka. Takes a lot to hurt me.

[ Born and raised in Gotham after all. ]

[Voice]

[in_loveless_memory]

You... you promise? Where are you staying? What happened to your place?

[voice]

[mypermissiontodie]

[He will make this as simple as he can. Spending a great deal of time in silence was long enough.]

Miss me?

[voice]

[motherwarnedme]

[ She was hoping you went back home...or better yet, died. ]

About as much as I miss a root canal.

[voice]

[mypermissiontodie]

[Bane is like a cockroach: He never truly leaves and whatever other comparison one wishes to make.]

Root canals have their use. I almost expected a much darker comparison.