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[motherwarnedme]

Selina Kyle's Inbox
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"Hello, you've reached the voicemail of Selina. Leave a message after the beep. And make it interesting ♥"

Comments

[doctorisin]

You vandalized it. Do you really imagine that I wouldn't know it was you?

[motherwarnedme]

Now why would I vandalize someone's property?

[doctorisin]

Attention and a deep-seated need to feel in control, likely.

[motherwarnedme]

Very unlikely.

Sorry to tell you that I have no interest in you.

[doctorisin]

Ms. Kyle...

[He gets his voice under control.]

Do I need to turn this into an investigation?

[motherwarnedme]

You shouldn't be so quick to accuse someone. Especially if you don't know all the facts.

There are penalties to filing a false police report.

[doctorisin]

Then it's good I found a hair of yours, and fingerprints.

[Bluffing? Not? Did it matter? He worked with the police, he could forge it.]

And that you're a known house burglar.

[motherwarnedme]

You really think I would steal from you?

If we're going to use my past to pin me to this crime, you should know that I would only steal from those who have more than enough. Fortunately, here, most of us are on equal ground, unlike in Gotham.

So tell me, what would be my motive then?

[doctorisin]

Revenge, most likely. Upset at our last conversation, wanting to prove you have power, control.

That's very typical of your kind.

Don't let it happen again.

[motherwarnedme]

Would I be so petty to seek revenge over a trivial conversations?

[ Short answer: yes. But you don't need to know that. ]

And what kind would that be?

[doctorisin]

Emotionally crippled kleptomaniacs.

[motherwarnedme]

You're starting to sound like a broken record.

[doctorisin]

Then stop asking the same questions and leave my apartment be... I'd hate for there to be an accident.

[motherwarnedme]

As I told you, you've got the wrong girl.

[doctorisin]

Careful, Ms. Kyle.

[Voice strained, before he hung up.]